He who must not be named …(but might be named Tony)

Before we get to the good Tony stories, I think it’s important to set the background. Upon arriving to this apartment, I knew nothing about Tony. But it didn’t take long to realize that things weren’t quite…. right.

One of my first clues to Tony’s troublesome nature was the way he talks to himself. And when I say ‘talks to himself’, what I mean to say is, the way he wanders the halls cursing things (or people — me, in particular) in Parceltongue. The following video is a rather accurate representation. He sounds frighteningly similar.

Any allusion to The Dark Lord is strictly coincidental.